Shia LaBeouf
Vital statistics
Title Hollywood Superstar
Gender Male
Race Human
Faction His own
Status Deceased
Location The Woods

Shia LaBeouf was a Human that recurred among Multiverses. He was known for being an Actual Cannibal as well as a Hollywood Superstar, which gained him notoriety.

The fact that he was a cannibal was often only revealed following his death, leaving his true victim count often unknown. It was known however, that his M.O. was to trap his victims alone, in the woods, where there was no Cellular Phone reception. He would then come up behind his victims, gaining on them.

On occasion, they escaped, and Shia would retreat to his cabin to lick his wounds. If the victim found him in his cabin, they would trade blows, and the victim would stab Shia in his kidney.

Invariably, if the victim knew jiu jitsu, it would result in Shia's death. "Shia LaBeouf" Live

Researchers have noted a bizarre resemblance to Sam Witwicky, certain variants of Stanley Yelnats IV, and others.

Prominent Variants

  • There exist variants of Hollywood Superstar Shia LaBeouf who aren't cannibals, but they are few and far in-between.
  • In one Multiverse, Shia LaBeouf was more than Human, as LaBeouf was a title, and a responsibility. Those who slew Shia became a new Shia, destined to guard and protect memes. DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS

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