The fact that he was a cannibal was often only revealed following his death, leaving his true victim count often unknown. It was known however, that his M.O. was to trap his victims alone, in the woods, where there was no Cellular Phone reception. He would then come up behind his victims, gaining on them.
On occasion, they escaped, and Shia would retreat to his cabin to lick his wounds. If the victim found him in his cabin, they would trade blows, and the victim would stab Shia in his kidney.
Invariably, if the victim knew jiu jitsu, it would result in Shia's death.
- There exist variants of Hollywood Superstar Shia LaBeouf who aren't cannibals, but they are few and far in-between.
- In one Multiverse, Shia LaBeouf was more than Human, as LaBeouf was a title, and a responsibility. Those who slew Shia became a new Shia, destined to guard and protect memes.